HEEEEY! I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. No suprise. Yesthat's rightsuicide. It's a time honored tradition. i like sugar. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. | 1.69 KB, PHP | Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. *g8ggles* bye. It was pretty good. I don't understand it. Okay. I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. There's more! "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. I may NEVER shut up. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. Bubbles: Its been a weird day.
shut yo skin tone copypasta - mail.dynamictyping.dev That made little sense. We got there, we ate. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. Maybe I should use spell-check. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. Yea, me! Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random.
Number Five: I could have read more books, played more video games and watched more mindless television. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! I just can't seem to stop, though. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. The number of licks, I mean. Are you ready? (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. Obviously, you know this. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Like Follow. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. No. That's right, folks. I just keep going, and going and going. That's the point you're trying to get across? I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? Bubble spots Link. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? 9GAG. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! This audio clip has been played 601 times and has been liked 10 times. . He tried to kill me! We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. Its in the mail, I promise! Is this eating up time? shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . My entire family is weird. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! Speaking of food, what's up with pie? MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Now, those have possibilities. You can't blame me. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. But without the bad sound track. The end is not here. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? Fire is good. I think. Ugh. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. Now, wasn't that entertainment. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! Too bad. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? It does all my Math for me. To prevent this, I did nothing. (There's probably drugs in it).
But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. I'm baaaaa-ack! What does this mean to you? Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. America? The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. I'm back. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. And do I ever have a topic today! there were bugs. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Help me! I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. Good. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. WHAT!? Wooooooo! Dec 13, 2019 - 453 points 8 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace.
the longest text in pastebin - Pastebin.com *gagged reader glares* What's that? And what did he do to me? Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. He then leaves them under his owners car. I'm so happy! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Why can't I have more readers?! That's not fair! It's creepy. Unless you're bored. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. 52 min ago If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. Pretty cool, huh? Sorry if I complained a lot. The acidic content straight up butns yours mouth after eating a bunch. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. I'm back! It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. I'm backand it's several hours later. HILARIOUS! *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. What? My dadwas on this site. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. I'm back. Okay, quote is done. It's stupid. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. I'm finnaly back! Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. Fire is free. That's why. I accidently cut it with scizzors. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! I better go. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. On video games. We use cookies to let us know when you visit SoundCloud, to understand how you interact with us, to enrich and personalize . I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. Alphabet Lore bubble gum. www.flaming-chickens.com! Get the free Lil' Ball for your traveling needs! Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! And not so pissed at my weird family. Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? It's like this. It would make no sense. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. I'm tired. This morning, my Mom came home from work. I gots stuff to do! I love it! The last day, we were deciding where to eat. See? Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. I know, I took you completly by suprise. WowI really must be bored. I know a topic! My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. I made a virtual pet for it. Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. Good. And most people don't even come here. Logic Memes. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. I swear. That's talent. Who'da thought it? I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Any way, that's it for now. GRAVITY IS EVIL! Let's see: 12345! That's is just so extremly creepy. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Aren't you happy? But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. Yes, that's right. Lots of gooey talent. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Aren't I special? My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. Privacy Policy. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. | 4.13 KB, JSON | In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. WE got it at Wal-mart. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. But everything else I've said so far is true. Right? HOLY WAX! After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. At least it's over. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. Which is exactly what it gets.
YeahI knowpathetic. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. Oooo! Why am I writing? *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. You got me started. Which is bad. I'm back again. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. Woooo! Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! It's not FAIR. You say it didn't let you out? Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. May your day be shiney! AwwwwwI'm touched! It looks right. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. You're still here. Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. Seeya. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. Yeah. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. I forgot it's name. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. Wellthey are. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. And then people will start reading. Did you find it? Whoever did this we need to take them and millions of others alike in and give them money and homes, Being punk is being a non conformist. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Enjoy! I had some conspriacy or another to rant about. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. I'm back! It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. We had to do an essay on a book. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. You must be caught in a time warp. We need to act now! And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. Now, wasn't that a fun list!? If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. Which would be boring. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. *pauses* Oh. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. AhhhI see your confusion! BYE!!! It seems like blaggerent plagerism. In obscure cookbooks. Okay. I wonder why anyone would read this? That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? She was extremly upset. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Seeya! And they pushed my toes together. That's exactly what tanning is like. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? Today's rant is a panic rant. we clapped. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . How do you stop them? Yes, it goes on and on my friend. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. I'm back. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic.
shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics - xarxacatala.cat It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Just like all those reports people have to do. And I only took the quiz once, too. Outside your body. Not my family! Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. I'm a genius. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! You people sicken me. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Sometimes, it is lazy. What would happen when that dreamer woke? Cookie Notice You cannot DEFEAT me! TWO MILES? This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Bubble sound. Especially since I don't have viewers. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. My dude red. HA! You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. YES, I'M YELLING! I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. Think about it. I admit it. I'm leavingnow I'm back! They give lots and lots of homework. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? It'd be cool. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. I'm back. Seeya. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. Hello, everyone! Shame on you! But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. It makes sense, though. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). Still no? That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. Watch popular content from the following creators: Chief is king(@covenantmustdie), ava(@peanutallergygirl101), joe mama(@changryulsbf), Joeys.wrld999(@naomicaruana5), jorys cool(@jorydiaz6) . As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! TACO is still in my heart. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Today I will be mercifully brief. This is chaos. Waitaren't I already doing that? Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned . I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. That's funny!!!! Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you.